Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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