I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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