So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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