what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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