how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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