i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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