3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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