just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Terrible idea I love it
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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