I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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