I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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