Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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