You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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