How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
My cat gives me a boner
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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