Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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