I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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