People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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