Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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