Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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