you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My vagina is very pro this idea
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
