what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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