He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want to make out with him forever
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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