I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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