I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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