Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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