margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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