my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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