So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He did a backflip because drugs
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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