who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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