Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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