Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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