Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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