On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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