Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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