So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you made out with another girl for some wings
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
send nudes
from the living room?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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