Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You surviving the open bar?
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I like my sex mixed with concussions.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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