YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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