She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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