So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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