My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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