So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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