He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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