I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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