Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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