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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  The recession has changed everything man.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

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  this can't be going anywhere good

  (571): View more from Virginia

  nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games

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• (425): View more from Washington

  the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.

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  Whoa, you know how to pick em.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game

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• (518): View more from New York

  Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?

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• (445): View more from Pennsylvania

  she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

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• (817): View more from Texas

  "Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.

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