Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Let's get the cat blown out
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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