I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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