honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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