WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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