some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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