and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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