Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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