i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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