We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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