i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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