sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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