Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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